Hey, I'm Skoochy, the world's greatest pickpocket and spy extraordinaire. I know Republic City better than anyone, but if you want to pick my brain, it'll cost ya. Heehee. (an independent roleplay/ask blog) Lin Bei Fong, you're my hero.

 

Come on, Tahno, you know I lo—

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loathe you.

Whole heartedly.

Loathe you completely with every fiber of my being.

“It’s okay, Korra.” Skoochy smirks at the Avatar. “Tahno’s not SO bad you know.”

Don’t defend that creep.

He’s a piece of work.

“Sure. But love knows no bounds.”

“Just give it a go, whaddaya say?”

Love is not the word I’d use to describe how I feel about that guy.

“Perhaps, but hey! I know a place you two could have a nice…chat.” 

If you’re thinking the training room in the arena.

We’ve already had a “chat” there.

“No, no,” Skoochy shook his head. “I meant like a proper chat, where you’re not about to strangle each other’s throats,” he laughed.

“I know of a really nice diner a couple blocks away, actually. You could go…out. To dinner. And chat. You know, like that.” He put his hands together in a heart shape, grinning evilly.

Yeah right, when sabertooth moose lions fly.

"Come onnnn, why don’t you just…ask him?" Skoochy grinned at the Avatar. 

"I’m sure he doesn’t hate you that much."